"Hobbyist" in "varied" arts. Wow, if that doesn't say noncomittal skill-free arse, I don't know what does. So, accurate.
Current Residence: the couch
Operating System: scissors, scalpels, probes, forceps, the odd rubber band...
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Wallpaper of choice: Alfred F Jones, or IDrinkTea, or some wings by Keith Thompson, or 221B
Favourite cartoon character: Hobbes